The Guv'ner Is Not At Work

I feel it only fair to mention that today, with the Uberlordian entity being in Asia, I have the day off. Yes, I am not at work. I am home, in my pajamas, on the couch, drinking coffee and not being at work. I just thought I'd mention it in the off chance that YOU are at work because I am NOT at work.

Did I mention it's raining out? And I'm not at work? What? I'm thinking of you all, I promise! You know...being at work.