There's this joyous reverie when one wakes up and realizes that two weeks of Uberlord-free mayhem awaits them in the workplace. I mean it's like running in several directions at once. What is a person to do first? I'm all giddy with excitement.
- Arrive late with a giant bedraggled bedhead and put my feet on the desk? (ha ha, this doesn't count because I do this every day)
- Play loud music while drinking coffee and playing Spider Solitaire (Four Suits - you ain't dealing with no amateur, foe)?
- Grin at people in a most demonic and (un?)customary manner until someone calls security?
- Make prank calls?
- Blog?
- Make copious amounts of Pie charts about trivial nonsense because why should today be any different?
- Nap on couch (again)?
The world is my oyster for the next couple of weeks and if there's a pearl in it anywhere I aim to find it. For example what does the Uberlord keep in all those cabinets of mystery in his office? Top shelf liquor? A revolver? A ball gag? His Penthouse collection? I'm going to find out!
There is also a pretty fair chance I am going to play racquet ball in there with a whiffle ball set while commentating out loud to imaginary TV audiences about my superior racquet skills as the ball bounces off his $500 framed golfing photo.
About Me
- The Guv'ner
- Satisfying like a good, grilled cheese sandwich. With the good cheese and carmelized onions. And maybe some diced peppers. And a beer. Huh?
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